Little People Can Be Heroes too.

My dog needed to pee today.
Well, like every other day but anyway.
She was being difficult and took her time
so I went inside and back out a few times,
to see if she would hurry the heck up.
THEN when I turn back to the door,
I pull at the handle and it wouldn't budge!
I looked at the lock on the inside and
OMGGGosh it was frigging locked!!!!
So me and my dog. Stuck. Outside.
I was like CRAP what to do
And then I went around the house exterior,
and yanked at allll the windows
(in vain though; they're opened from inside)
and this went on for about over half an hr,
me in my socks and thongs and robe
until Titus came home from school.
He didn't have keys either,
so we went around to the laundry door
because my dog's got her own little door
and first he tried to use a fishing net
to get the keys out of the doorknob inside
but that didn't work because you need to turn it
and so after much trying,
I had an idea. I got him to take his bag and blazer off
and then he squeezed into the doggy-door,
flat on his stomach ahahaha.
it was so funny because we didn't think he'd fit.
BUT HE DID (he was a bit stuck in the middle)
and then he went to open the door for us.
Titus saves the dayyy! :)